Read & Enjoy

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> Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
> Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
> Sardar thinks "how poetic?"
> Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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> Sardar at bar in New York .
> Man on his right says "Johnny Walker single."
> Man on his left says "Peter Scott single"
> Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married!"
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> Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
> Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??
> How much is DRIVING salary...?
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> Sardar's theory: Moon is more important than Sun; coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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> 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
> YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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> Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
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> Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "Chal", it walks.
> He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal", it walks.
> He cuts all the legs and said, "Chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
> ...... "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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> A Sardar at an interview for the post of a detective.
> Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
> Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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> A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
> SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
> FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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> Interviewer: what s your qualification?
> Sardarji: Sir I am PhD.
> Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?
> Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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> Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows?
> Sardar: liquid state.....
> Audience clapped... Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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